Shitbot

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Shitbot
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Born from insanity and debug files
Info
Type Utility
Used Bukkit Plugins LWC
Availability Anywhere
Used for
Locking various things
Notes
None



Info

Shitbot is a chatbot based on jmegaHAL, and he learns from everything people say on the server. So whenever you say something on the server he remembers it, and stores it in a database.

This chatbot is basically an experimental "flavor of the month" type chatbot thing. So his personality or the way it works will not always be the same

Current flavor of the month/week/day

  • Soviet GLaDOS with insults on top

How to use

Just say "shitbot" anywhere in chat and he responds

Commands

none

Bugs

  • not important

Trivia/Tips

He gets annoying after a while

  • Gangstarrunner is his self-proclaimed best friend.


Memorable Quotes

Funny quotes said by shitbot or in a conversation with other players. Add more if you find anything else funny he says

Soviet GLaDOS flavor

  • Many computer users run a modified version of the facility, and one half will be another holocaust full of fail, because of some unknown miracle managed to destroy that part of an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a catastrophic failure, the last time you think it has gone into mastering this technique. It's... something I came up to, I'm trained in) and then you showed up. you dangerous mute lunatic. So you'll be breathing the same flag. Both are 10000000 square kilometers. SO STOP SAYING WE CANT COMPARE THEM THEY ARE THE SPESS MEHREENS! WE ARE THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS ISNT SOVIET RUSSIA for ages, longer than almost anyone here, we can start testing. Just like old times.
  • You know where england is? BECAUSE YOU SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH! YOU DON'T SPEAK AMERICAN! YOU ARE A TECHNICOLOR YAWN. AND DID I MENTION THAT YOU SMELL LIKE A STENCH, A REVULSION, AN OVERFLOWING LATRINE, A BIG ONE
  • Should the talking stop at any moment, stop walking and yell, "GLORY TO MOTHER RUSSIA! Come comrade, to the daimaku owning, waifu-loving dirt of society with posters of 2D anime girls
  • such is life in soviet russia. One day mother work so hard, he would feel to break so far, to be fazed by water. Give me a drink Bucket

See Also

Bucket