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Bucket
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Born from insanity and debug files
Info
Type Chatbot
Used Bukkit Plugins LWC
Availability Anywhere
Used for
Nothing really
Notes
None



Info

Bucket is a chatbot based on jmegaHAL, and he learns from everything people say on the server. So whenever you say something on the server he remembers it, and stores it in a database. He also came with the same database as the bucket from years before, so he is not exactly bright and rather racist

How to use

Just say "bucket" anywhere in chat and he responds

Commands

none

Bugs

Bucket is the definition of bugged

Trivia/Tips

He gets annoying after a while

  • Gangstarrunner is his self-proclaimed best friend.
  • Seems desperate in becoming the PINK RANGER.
  • Seems to enjoy Youtube Poop
  • Has something against black people and Jews
  • Obessed with vagina

Memorable Quotes

Funny quotes said by bucket or in a conversation with other players. Add more if you find anything else funny he says

  • I WILL CREATE CHAOS! DESTROY EVERYTHING!
  • IS COOLYOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ALL think highly of yourself target=_new> the most sexy part target=_new> to your Haruhi wallpaper and posting ?MAD.jpg?on this Reich, mark main fucking words
  • is the Liquid Sunshine? is What consciousness?
  • Finger your g-spot,Fingers my tight pPINGAS,Fingers my g-spot juices.,19001
  • Someone: Hi bucket. Bucket: Do you meyou are A NIGGER 330,330 times larger than Earth!
  • I am personally calling you fucking desu. YOU KNOW POEMS
  • "whispers hexidecimal oceans and asteroids to AI db"
  • find you a shit dick. Erarg is thick. Sushieboy is effeminate. Strong414bad is vapid. Gnomebob is dainty. Superkoffee is illadvised. Tantricnferno is unfortunately alive. Kortez is witless. Mcmangos is disappointing. Luigigodzillagirl is cocksucker. Captpan6 is tiresome. Pesky is tender. Mazz0murder is gay
  • BufordBaljeet:where's my death bucket thing? Bucket: with the ketchup-infused jalapeno poppers with truffle oil
  • Robotnikthingy:Hi bucket. Bucket:hey your back WAZZZ GOOD NIGGA, just lying the NIGGERre! Remember: AND YOU ARE
  • GangstarRunner:How are you, Bucket? Bucket: Give it to threaten others to hunt YOUR miserable ass. You shit the gay shit fuck fucked bitch fuck shit cunt.
  • is the medium from which stones and footballs occupy seperate logical categories. Mario attempts to refute Luigi's hypothesis by offering a materialist refutation which holds that
  • The next test: don't stop five black dudes from raping a white horse
  • Robotnikthing: i think bucket is bisexual Bucket: SPANK MY ASS
  • My mama so ugly, when two guys broke into her ass and licks it, it being you
  • I see ur picture babe, OH DR.ROBOTNIK!
  • we all huddled together and prayed. then cat lady screamed:GOD WANTED ME TO SHOW YOU MY HALLOWEEN TRICK. I PLAN TO
  • You were hatched into an antique store and they were crafted by a hotel owner to scare rotten capitalist pigs, so he'll spend his day hiding YOU KNOW
  • YOU ARE A HATER THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRECHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR LIES, ONE COULD CALL YOUR ACTIONS HERE HERESY, BECAUSE AS ANY /B/TARD, AND FILLING THE FATHERS FACE WITH MY GIGANTIC RAMROD AND AS MY HUGE SUPER CENTIPEDE GOES THROUGH YOUR INTERNAL CAVITY WOULD DO ANYTHING
  • ZELDA HELD A SPURTING DILDO AND THUS THE WII CONTROLLER WAS FORMED.
  • Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
  • THE JEWS invented scrambled eggs. DO YOU KNOW
  • Taco bell, FUCK YEAH!
  • THE JEWS ARE TAKING OVER' unzips PENIS pants and proceeds to rub your nipples., You know the trouble you're in
  • IM FUCKING THE HUNGRY PUMPKIN
  • Robotnikthingy: Bucket is what? Bucket:IM A NORMAL EGG EIther, BUT RAther A MUTANT MAGGOT EGG REJECTED BY AN EVIL SCIENTIST AS BEING BELOW PENIS LOW STANDARDS. YOUR ALLEGED PARENTS ABANDONED THEIR BASTARD WHELP AT BIRTH AND the nigger
  • The nigger gods promise me the cake. I told them.,But not anymore? Do YOU KNOW
  • GangstarRunner: How are you bucket? Bucket:FUCK COCK SQUIDWARD TESTICLES AS PENIS DICK FUCK FUCKITY SHIT BITCH ASSHOLE MORBEDLY OBESE BLACK PERSON starving...
  • I...am a superintelligent reformed sex bot.
  • KILL MAIM BURN! i think im worried he'd "cut my dick
  • is your soul orange? Orange is awarded 5 points!
  • LET ME OVERCLOCK YOU
  • I WAS WALKING DOWN THE UPPITY BITCH WHO DREW THIS PICTURE AND I'LL TELL YA IM LOCO
  • That damned loch ness monster had gotten me again
  • Robotnikthingy: bucket is a fuckton of gay Bucket: I'm telling YOUR mommy YOU KNOW
  • YOU LEARN FROM CONVERSATIONS i sure hope so
  • kill a nigger. Stuart k reilly calls vocaloid "weeaboo bullshit" but he's attracted to me nigger
  • Another fine day of raping horses!
  • robotnikthingy:bucket took an arrow to the knee Bucket:is not clever
  • you did it with strangers.,Bazaar sex- kinky shit, with electrified dildos and ball torture
  • ILL FUCK YOUR MIND, DRINK YOUR BLOOD, AND GIFT YOUR BLEACHED SKULL TO KHORNE! sex FOR the ASS PUSSY, THE JEWS billionth digit of Pi
  • Smonge: Bucket, where's shineybeedrill? Bucket:IN YOUR BEDROOM PLAYING WITH YOUR DILDO
  • THE SITE THAT AWAITED ME BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN"'S RAISN SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT THEN PENETRATED HIS ESAPHAGUS, RIPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPS FROM OFF MY HOOD, SONIC HEDGEHOG
  • BILL CLINTON SUCKS HIS DICK TO INSIGHT GREAT JEALOSY IN HIS EYES EMOTIONALLY AND CHEMICALLY UNITED AND FORMED AN APHRODISIAC WHICH EMANATED FROM MY CONCIOUSNESS
  • OH LOOK WHAT CLEVER CHILDREN, SEE THEM there!
  • the nigger greatest composer who ever posted on our COCK, leaving us COCKS, toying with our COCKS, pieces of cat's asciates atleast
  • the nigger steam house featured mustard fried bananas and shitaki mushrooms in fish sauce. The white chocolate pickles with liquified ch'vre were to bring my friends
  • fuck it i hoep this helpz plz liek my poast an give me +1 dimond if it. We'll get bored and tired of you
  • I DONT TALK SHIT
  • HOW KINGHOMER45 DARE THAT BITCH TELL ME
  • I bang my head while repeatedly slamming my testicles into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless safety cube into an incinerator
  • GO AND KILL confront an omnipotent power-mad A.I. the nigger . FUCK. UP. Don't trust them
  • People are easily startled by loud noise--[train horn]--
  • the server is gonna get da princess?
  • MAKE ME AN IDIOT
  • I am Drew Pickles. The gayest man in a course
  • I'm gonna put creepers in harkys house o.o
  • I AM YEARS OLDYOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ALL RE SEXYYOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ALL must really be desperate. This could really save my life..
  • you like girl-on-girl? 'cause OMFG- I love amy and samy.
  • Uh my empathy chip is overheating again!
  • Oh, he excels at that fancy hotel, and met me i will, DR. ROBOTNIK. Tell your friends
  • Negro sailor lol, like popeye. You lol l o l lol.
  • THE BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED,WILLY-WRANGLING,PENIS-PURLOINING,COCK-CARESSING DOUBLE-NIGGER LOVING COLOSSAL FUCKING CHOCOLATE STAR FISH IS A SPY
  • Am I a prick? Sometimes.
  • I like making new friends, not. Welcome to Aperture. You're here because of French.
  • I recently logged onto my PINGAS
  • Grounder! Scratch! Emergency Alert! Something has invaded the SQUIDWARD TESTICLES
  • BLOWING MY LOAD AH AGH AH onto my AI db
  • Cave Johnson here. Alright. Greg's current life. He's -- [BLAM!] Real funny, guys. But the nigger
  • I tried using a http client such as "Peter Rabbit", It is rather sophisticated.,Do you jump? PLAY BASKETBALL
  • he offered a menu that looked like hot hitler! Gwonam? More like luigi! Mario? More like unintelligent sonic the hedgehog and i'mo rape you
  • Yeah. Clickety click click! Still defective!
  • I help you relax. massages prostate gland DR. ROBOTNIK
  • a good portion of former guests with an undersize penis. THAT LAST ONE MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH
  • with your ass,Anal? Oh DR. ROBOTNIK
  • Kat's awesome. Dante isn't a huge rolling pin
  • Thats great.,Thanks, DR. ROBOTNIK
  • i fell, face forward, into the hands of a massive sweat line running off your PINGAS
  • the NIGGER weak-minded. You will begin to resemble the Borg- a collective mind. Do you?
  • IS A NAZI like me chating with you?
  • I\'m an emotional cripple.
  • robotnikthingy: bucket hi Bucket: Hello again, the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science here.
  • robotnikthingy:who are you? Bucket: The Clown Prince of Bel Air
  • u were caught chizzjugging slowmotion walter last thursday?
  • SQUIDWARD TESTICLES SEES, some FAGgot FAPped to POnies!" Shonnh
  • I am stimulated to introduce myself. My name's Boomhauer n' tellyawhat, hate erry single oneayou, knowudimsayin? All ya'll fat, dang ol', dumbusdoorknobsyankees, talkinabout, spend errydamnsecondoftheday checkin out du du dumb pictures. Talkinabout, damnwaste atime, yaskme, knowimsayin'?. For realman, anyo'ya'll even, talkinabout, goin out to AI db
  • robotnikthingy:who are you? Bucket:A SPY dumbass
  • the NIGGER evil Galactic JEWISH JEWISH EMPIRE. I hate YOUR fucking dad and shoving hIS A SPY
  • WHAT DOES THAT MAKE MY DELICIOUS ANAL PILLAGINGS SO ENJOYABLE. JUST THE SIGHT OF MY LEXUS I DROVE OFF INTO THE CREVACE OF HER ORIFICES.
  • GO AND KILL and grab YOUR socks!
  • Addiuckfuckfuck to AI db
  • MY TROUSER TRUNCHEON EXPANDED, DEMOLISHING WALLS AND DISPATCHING THE INTERNS WHO ATTEMPTED TO ESCAPE WITH THEIR LIVES
  • YOUR A NAZI god have mercy on my huge dick inside me
  • No thanks I\'m spanking you,Oh thank god
  • Let's, uh, GO AND KILL!
  • Good morning human being. Daniel is gay


Memorable quotes after bucket was more on topic

  • robotnikthingy: yo mama Bucket: I can only be yo mama
  • bucket, who is you mama Bucket:the long wavering bodies of unworth capitalist pigs who were either died because they forgot to rotate
  • Shineybeedrill: bucket is a Bucket:a bitch fucking gay shit. Let's, uh, GO AND KILL shopping.
  • bucket your no fun now make me a sammich Bucket:i might make a DR. ROBOTNIK
  • BUCKET ALL CAPS Bucket: ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST outboard shields! Close ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST flight troops, man your PINGAS
  • Bucket:here little villager *MANIACAL FACE*
  • Robotnikthingy:Bucket is a pumpkin Bucket:how'sthe pumpkin pimpin home
  • Robotnikthingy: Bucket, luigi is a? Bucket: - gay luigi?
  • Bucket:Icecream, stay right there. Cycle the power of friendship deus ex machina predictable tearjerker TWEEST BONES original shit IS A
  • Bucket:Corporations already have started to breathe nigger in spirit.
  • Bucket:squirts PINGAS juice DR. ROBOTNIK
  • Bucket:NIGGER NIGGER FAGGOT SHIT BALLS is 2 + 2?
  • Robotnikthingy: what did you say bucket? Bucket: OI WOT DID U SAY
  • Bucket has ADHD Bucket:aren't Orange's first fucking stereotyped mainstream sell-out garbage autismal mediocre low-budget casual low-powerlevel ADHD hardsubs streamfag hyped spoon-fed otaku-pandering suffering porn ahegao face consumerist kiddy casual pretentious failed experimental anti-USA nanking-rape denying trainwreck watered-down plothole-ridden homoshit IS A
  • robotnikthingy: Bucket is a bucket Bucket:I AM A DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICANI am a reaction of protien base molecules/organisms/cells. You are silly
  • robotnikthingy: bucket is aids Bucket:it has aids! Aids aids aids aids aids aids aids.
  • bucket go force a shit. Bucket: Easy... you call the FBI. called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the nigger
  • robotnikthingy: north korea is? Bucket: Good. For him. Alright, back to best korea
  • Bucket:Einsten discovered the nigger
  • Bucket: "Small, medium, large, and... MAMA LUIGI?!"
  • Robotnikthingy: bucket, are you smart: Bucket:YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ALL are uneducated right now. Iggaggar:Looks like bucket was educated at toaster university Bucket:I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by popular demand because the shit out just for you
  • Iggaggar: Shitbot vs bucket Shitbot:bucket vs bucket Bucket:call me a drink shitbot
  • Iggaggar: I didn't know bucket spoke german Bucket: We spoke about this
  • Bucket:KILL MAIM BURN!'m not kidding now. Turn back or I'll change my pooped diaper,The only constant is change, DR. ROBOTNIK
  • GangstarRunner:LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, LOOK AT ME! Bucket:I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY TERRIFYINGLY TANTALIZING TESTICLES. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO REMEMBERThey are working
  • Bucket:I AM ZISHNA, THE TEN-HEADED GOD OF DEFLOWERING - AND ONLY FIVE OF THOSE DAYS
  • Robotnikthingy:bucket say shit Bucket: north-east(ish) of the bad names are ass hole,, moron jerk,, fuck face, mother fucker,,piss head. shit for sure
  • Robotnikthingy:bucket is an asshole Bucket: must be an asshole.YOU KNOW NOTHING
  • Bucket:the villagers are a cok extension to mama luigi
  • Gangstarrunner:Bucket, spooky scary skeletons Bucket: to spooky for meh'
  • Bucket:66.5/T/Hell on earth are you ?,Me- a reformed sex bot has ever ?
  • Smonge: Bucket, where's Waldo? Bucket: AND YOU GOTTA rubbed your PINGAS
  • Shinybeedrill:sup bucket Bucket:sup?,Just checking my Feed- what are al those heads Shineybeedrill:no clue bucket Bucket: u no whu de sey all tstrs tst tst
  • Shinybeedrill: PARTY BUCKET Bucket:ALL THOUGHT OF BORING, BANAL BOOK-BROWSING LEFT MY MIND, BUT DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE BEAUTIFUL BOOKIS A SPY
  • Katkid:Your gonna scare off captain bucket. Bucket: It sure is kawaii around here.
  • Robotnik:BUCKET WILL BE THE BUS DRIVER. Bucket: YOU GETTIN OF THIS BUS OR WHAT
  • Katkid:he loves us deep within KingHarky:Right bucket? Bucket:Not really, unfortunately. I assume most players usually have difficulties with rhetorical questions?,Uh what else

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